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After 10 Husbands I Am Still Virgin…twinggg
May 1, 2012 in Adult Jokes, Funny Articles
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”
“What?” said the puzzled groom.
“How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?”
“Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.
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Cinema Theater ! ! , Funny Articles by Twing.in
February 1, 2012 in Uncategorized
Cinema Theater ! !……
Once upon a time. There was just one cinema theatre in the Village.
Daraar
In fact as a Cinema screen, the owner of the theatre, had installed a khaadi dhoti.
The villagers were very happy with the idea of a Khaadi Dhoti screen.
They decided to dedicate the theatre to Bapuji, and named the theatre: “BAPU KEE DHOTI”
Some of the Up coming films/attractions at “BAPU KEE DHOTI” cinema hall,
As advertised in the Local Newspaper were:
- Bapu kee Dhoti mein ‘HULCHUL’.
Judwaa (Image via RottenTomatoes.com)
- Bapu kee Dhoti mein ‘Daraar’.
- Bapu kee Dhoti mein ‘Chuppa Rustom’
- Bapu kee Dhoti mein ‘Garam Hawaa’
- Bapu kee Dhoti mein ‘Kuchh Kuchh hota hai’.
- Bapu kee Dhoti mein ‘Josh’..
- Bapu kee Dhoti mein ‘Mere Do Anmol Ratan’ .
- Bapu kee Dhoti mein ‘Judwaa ‘.
- Bapu kee Dhoti mein ‘Tera Jadoo Chal Gaaya’.
- Bapu kee Dhoti mein ‘HeraPheri’.
- Bapu kee Dhoti mein ‘Kaante ‘
- Bapu kee Dhoti mein ‘Kucch to hai’..
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Clever Wife.
January 31, 2012 in Featured, Funny Articles, Social
Clever Wife..
- There was a man who had worked hard all of his life and saved all of his money.
Image by Ghetu Daniel via Flickr
- He was a real miser when it came to money.
- When he became ill and knew he was dying he said to his wife, “Now listen, when I die,
- I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife.”
- His wife gave her promise that when he died,
- She would put all his money into the casket with him.
- A week later he died. On the day of her husband’s funeral his wife was sitting next to her best friend and just before the undertaker closed the casket she called out “Please, Wait a minute!” walked over to the casket and placed a small brass finished box inside.
- The undertaker then locked the casket down and rolled it away.
- The next day her friend came around to visit and said,
- “I hope you weren’t crazy enough to put all of his money in the casket.”
- “I promised.” The widow replied “I’m a good Christian and I couldn’t lie I promised him I would put all of his money into the casket with him, so I did.”
- “You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in that casket with him?”
- “Yes” said his wife . “I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a cheque, I thought if he can cash it he can spend it”
SOURCE : apunkaweb.com
